the-girlwhowasonfire:

cjshark:

prettyflyforaredspy:

ruemex:

disgruntledota:

leetakeuchi:

I can not count the number of times this trick has saved my ass.

And people say Tumblr doesn’t teach you life skills…

this will come in handy one day

ATTENTION GRADUATING CLASS OF 2013: COLLEGE SURVIVAL 101

Reblogging for future reference..

brandnewswastikas:

What To Do If Somebody Knocks On The Bathroom Door While You Are Using The Toilet

• Say “I’m pooping”
• Knock back
• Shriek loudly
• Nothing
• Say “I need an adult”
• Say “Nobody is in here, please come in” 
• Ask “Did you hear that?”
• Cuss
• Threaten to poop on the toilet seat if they knock again 
• Make kissing noises